He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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