yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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