Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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