I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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