I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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