He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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