i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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