I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Shame is for Republicans.
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