She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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