I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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