new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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