By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
True college students do jello shots in the library
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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