just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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