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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?

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(410): View more from Maryland

it was a mass text i'm sorry

(603): View more from New Hampshire

do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.

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(503): View more from Oregon

you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you

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(613): View more from Ontario

Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.

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(305): View more from Florida

She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.

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(480): View more from Arizona

I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.

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