You work out of a Hotel?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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