idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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