I wish I could punch you in the face.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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