She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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