i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
