I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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