Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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