I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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