Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
i think i just naturally attract stoners
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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