Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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