I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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