What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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