Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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