What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize