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I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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