How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
this beer tastes like vomit already
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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