At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
No more Irish car bombs ever.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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