Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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