how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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