How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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