i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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