nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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