have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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