I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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