I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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