win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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