absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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