Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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