Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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