No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Randomize
