Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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