My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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