But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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