Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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