Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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