Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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