Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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