All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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