Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Randomize
